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No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer’s questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer.

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Guy’s a pro. Well, what do you expect, mother? It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you. I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. We just call it a sausage. What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?”

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That’s why you always leave a note! I’m a monster. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor. I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn’t that mean anything anymore? Marry me.